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Scotland - Words

We have been on a coaching (god help me) holiday to Scotland over the past week. I wasn't completely looking forward to it as I hate coaches and feel a bit nauseous whenever I am on them, this was compounded by the free bar at the hotel for 3 hours each night. But I was very surprised as we had a really good time, even with the Mother-in-Law tagging along, well OK, it was originally her and First Born's holiday but me and Wifey tagged along. We were staying in Arrochar, a little village 30 minutes north of Glasgow and on the banks of Loch Long. We were ferried around to different places each day and plied with free food, drink and (what can only be loosely called) entertainment each night.

The first full day we were there, we went to Inveraray, a beautiful little spot on the banks of Loch Awe. From there we were dragged over to the coast to Oban. The second day was much the same were we first went to the very misty venue for Noel Edmonds last marriage, Luss, were we actually saw these men mending the gravestones. It doesn't get more real than that! Next was a quick stop off in Callander followed by a trip through the Trossachs where there is some truly amazing scenery. We even saw the castle (time-share) they used to film Colditz.

The last day we had the day off from the coach and went for a trek in Arrochar in anticipation for Whiskey Mac. No not the rather warming whiskey/ginger wine concoction, but the rather cheesy cabaret singer on at the hotel that night. He started in a tuxedo doing all the usual swing numbers, but then in a bit of a surprising turn of events, he came on for his second act in the full Elvis Presley/Las Vegas jumpsuit mode for some of the Kings classics before returning, schizophrenic like, in the tux for the final few numbers. How odd! The old folk loved him though and some even bought his CD. I couldn't quite bear to part with my little Scottish fiver though.

On the whole I would recommend the whole holiday, just make sure you take your car.


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Scotland Part 2

Scotland Part 1

Not Safe for Work

I find myself here again. Over a month since my last blog entry and I am apologising for being undisciplined when it comes to writing my thoughts down. Well no more! Well probably.

What to start with, well Heroes has finished, I have just watched the return of Lost, work is busy and ISO-tastic, Wifey will probably be facing a murder charge by the end of the school year and people still amaze me.

Blakey at work has put me on to Cam 4. Oooohhhhh what is Cam 4 I hear you ask? Well it is a website were like minded people can film themselves or watch people filming themselves doing rude things. No not letting old people stand on a crowded bus and not saying please and thank you; but people having sex, wanking themselves off with kitchen utensils and the such like. Now I have gotten used to hearing about and seeing many depravities I didn't even knew existed a couple of years ago, but still the things that amaze me are the little and surprising little instances.

Picture the scene if you would. You are watching a semi-clad woman on screen doing some activity best kept private to herself and the text going along the screen of sad lonely people typing the usual instructions of what they want her to do/things they want to see and all of a sudden up pops a very strange request. No, not the one with the spatula but a one-handed typist asked her to turn the music she had on, off! What? Was it some music he wasn't too keen on? Was it putting him off? Was it drowning out the fake groans? God knows, but it's good to be back.