Spiders From Mars

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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Cover Me Up

To those who know me, I am a bit of a music geek, getting excited at all things music. So, it was with glee that I spotted this website. It is a world map were you can find out where in the world album covers where photographed. You can also add album covers you like/can't find on the map. Fantastic.

Also below is, a heavily Beatles biased, album cover list recreated in lego. I especially like the Aphex Twin and Nirvana covers.

1. The Strokes - Is This It

2. Cradle Of Filth - Cruelty and The Beast

3. The Beatles - Abbey Road

4. The Beatles - Hard Days Night

5. Velvet Underground - Nico Andy Warhol

6. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

7. Belle and Sebastian - Push Barman To Open Old Wounds

8. Kaiser Chiefs - Your Truly, Angry Mob

9. The Beatles - Let it Be

10. The Beatles - Revolver

11. The Beatles - Please Please me

12. Morrissey - You are the Quarry

13. Muse - Black holes and Revelations

14. Nirvana - Nevermind

15 - The Beatles - Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

16. The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

17. The Offspring - Americana

18. Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A

19. Pink Floyd - The Division Bell

20. Norah Jones - Not Too Late

The Madcap Laughs No More

Pink Floyd keyboard player and founder member Richard Wright has died aged 65 from cancer.

Wright appeared on the group's first album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, in 1967 alongside lead guitarist Syd Barrett, Roger Waters and Nick Mason.

Dave Gilmour joined the band at the start of 1968 while Barrett left the group shortly afterwards.

Wright penned songs on classic albums including The Dark Side Of The Moon and Wish You Were Here.

Wright's spokesman said: "The family of Richard Wright, founder member of Pink Floyd, announce with great sadness that Richard died today after a short struggle with cancer.

"The family have asked that their privacy is respected at this difficult time."

Live 8

Pink Floyd achieved legendary status with albums including 1973's The Dark Side Of The Moon, which stayed in the US album chart for more than a decade.

Waters left the band in 1981, performing his last concert at London's Earls Court.

Wright, together with Gilmour and Mason and Wright, continued to record and tour as Pink Floyd during the remainder of the 1980s and into the 1990s, releasing their last studio album - The Division Bell - in 1994.

In 2005, the full band reunited - for the first time in 24 years - for the Live 8 concert in London's Hyde Park.

Top 5 Footballers Who Smoke

1. Socrates -
Brazil's bearded midfielder and one time captain made a fairly big impression on me as a teenager watching the '82 World Cup. An elegant midfielder, who had great vision and was genuinely two-footed, he didn't make his international debut until he was 25 but still managed 60 caps and 22 goals for his country. He has a doctorate in medicine and worked on a masters thesis that proposed football be reduced to nine-a-side in a bid to increase skill levels.

He also managed to turn out for Northern Counties League side Garforth Town at 50 back in 2004. This quote from the BBC seems to sum him up fairly well "The chain-smoking former Brazil captain, a member of the Workers' Party and founder member of the movement Corinthians Democracy, became a leading figure in the push for political reforms in his home nation and is widely regarded as one of the most influential civilians to challenge, and ultimately end, the country's dictatorship".

2. Zinedine Zidane
Undoubtedly one of the greatest footballers of the last ten years, as with so many greatly talented footballers "Zizou" was a bit of an enigma. I took a while to really appreciate how good he was, with my glimpses limited pretty much to World Cups and occasional European games.

The admiration for him rose somewhat when he was shown briefly vomiting prior to dispatching a penalty against England in the Euro 2004 group match. In 2002 he was selected to front a campaign against smoking, which probably went some way to explaining the outrage caused when a press photographer captured him having a crafty fag before the 2006 World Cup semi-final against Portugal.

3. Dino Zoff
One of the all time great goalkeeper's smoking didn't seem to affect the length of his career. Dino played at four World Cups and was 40 when he captained the Italian side that won the competition in 1982. Our own David James recently outed himself as a smoker and is currently staking a fairly good claim to be England's number one 'keeper at a very similar age.

4. Osvaldo Ardiles
When Ossie and Ricky Villa arrived at Tottenham following their countries triumph at the '78 World Cup they caused a huge stir. At the time there were very few foreign players in the English league and it was very exciting to see two World Cup winners turning out regularly. Glenn Hoddle, then England manager, defended Paul Gasgoigne (who was also famously unmasked as smoker just prior to the World Cup in 1998) saying "Paul's been smoking since he was in Rome with Lazio, six or seven years. If I tried to stop him for three weeks now, it might have an adverse effect. Ossie Ardiles was on 40-a-day when he won the World Cup with Argentina. It didn't bother Ossie and it doesn't bother me".

5. Sylvain Legwinski -
Legwinski arrived during the Tigana era at Fulham that was synonymous with fitness, good eating and professional athletes. Tigana had managed Legwinski at AS Monaco previously so clearly had no concerns about his habit. Leggy was something of a cult hero amongst Fulham supporters. His passion and work rate made him one of the hardest working players in the side and helped enable the flair players in the side to work their magic.

He eventually fell out of favour with subsequent manager Chris Coleman, and there were suggestions that his smoking was at the root of this, however Sylvain eventually moved on to Ipswich Town where he won the Supporter's and Manager's Player of the Year Award for the 2006/07 and became the only Ipswich player to have scored in all the games against East Anglian opposition (Norwich City, Colchester United and Southend United) during one season.

List of Little or No Consequence

10 Football Teams That (Have Been Known To) Wear Shirts Featuring Diagonal Stripes

1. Crystal Palace (home)



2. Guatemala (home)



3. LA Galaxy (home / away (featured))



4. Leicester City (away)



5. Lorient (home)



6. Manchester City (away)



7. Netherlands (away)



8. Peru (home (featured) and away)



9. River Plate (home)



10. Vasco Da Gama (home)

Helath & Safety Announcement

Tideland

Described by Gilliam as “Alice in Wonderland meets Psycho” – this poetically faithful, low budget adaptation of Mitch Cullin’s novel, is arguable his most disturbing and distinctive film to-date. Bold and original, this painful odyssey within a lonely child’s imagination has a strange awkward beauty that will not be to everyone’s taste. Gilliam’s approach to visual language is radical; he is prepared to take enormous risks while paying attention to the smallest texture and details. When it pays off, as it does in the accurate sense of scale of this tiny female narrator’s inner world - it is a wondrous achievement. Jeliza Rose (Jodelle Ferland) sits inside the topsy-turvy landscape of an upturned bus, conversing with a chorus of disembodied Barbie doll heads. Although this, the first of many dark claustrophobic interiors, may briefly light up with CGI generated firefly fairies, rest assured, this is not Disney. Jeliza’s train wreck of a family swiftly derails any romanticised notions of childhood. After her abusive, bloated, chocoholic mother (Jennifer Tilley), dies of a methadone overdose, Jeliza and her drug addled, aging, rock star father (Jeff Bridges) set off in true fairy tale style to grandma’s house. However, grandmas’ long dead, the house a dilapidated ruin and now after his last hit father rigidly stares at the wall while emitting strange smells. Cast adrift in the wild oceanic beauty of the surrounding Saskatchewan prairies and Pecorini’s ravishing widescreen lensing, Jeliza appears shipwrecked in an Andrew Wyeth painting. Emotionally and physically starving Jeliza encounters a talking squirrel, an eccentric taxidermist in a black beekeeper’s bonnet (Janet McTeer) and the brave sea captain and slayer of the monster shark (Brendan Fletcher). The most authentic testament of a child’s attempt to survive neglect and abuse, and affecting exploration of the consequences of using fantasy as a coping mechanism.

I Would Walk Another 500 Miles

Back again at the history lesson

Photo #1
The Royal Oak was another early pub for me, 16 this time. In here I had the foulest pint I have ever had. Old Tom by Robinson's, a flat lifeless 8% bitter (I think) and certainly a right of passage. I think it took me an hour to drink it!

Photo #2
The door way to the right of Pal Distribution used to lead to the finest club in the world................ in 1994. Dreamers was it's name and I used to love the way you could have a crafty joint in the corner without the been chucked out. Oh and the music was first rate, what a dive though.

Photo #3
No significance to this photo, it just makes me laugh. Do you think they have moved?

I Would Walk 500 Miles

I dropped Wifeys car at the garage this morning and decided to walk home to clear my head. I thought I would take a few photos of my old stomping ground and the town I love.

Photo #1
This shabby door was once the door to Paradise, well the original venue for Ambition; the second best club in Oldham

Photo #2
The name of this shop always made me laugh as a kid

Photo #3
The castle was the first proper pub in town I managed to get served in as a spotty 15 year old. It is, as it says, the best place to see a band in Oldham.

Photo #4
The Union Club is a proper working mens club with fantastic architecture. It was also the venue for my sister-in-laws wedding reception, of which after leaving in a very drunken manner, I asked Girlfriend to become Wifey. She made me ask again in the morning when I had sobered up!
It is now closed down and covered in bird shit.